Thursday, June 14, 2012

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

June 13th: Kitchen Klutzes of America Day


When I think about kitchen klutzes I can’t help but think about my old high school friend who cut his hand open on New Year’s Eve many moons ago.  We were all hanging out in the kitchen at a party where there was a watermelon on the counter with a knife plunged in it.  It hadn’t been sliced… it just had a knife in it.  And my friend, who wanting the knife for some reason, placed his hand down on the melon to steady it (just above the blade) and ripped the knife from its watery sheath.  Little did any of us know that the knife had been placed there blade up.

So… when he ripped it out… the blade ended up slicing his hand wide open.  Blood was everywhere!  Opps!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

June 12th: Machine Day


I’m not sure if this is what they mean by ‘Machine Day’… but it will do pig.


Sunday, June 10, 2012

June 10th: Children’s Day


When I was a kid I remember asking my parents, “If there is a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, when is Children’s Day?”  And my parents would always say… “What do you mean?  Every day is children’s day!”  I always felt totally jipped by this answer, but now I understand.  Every day IS Children’s Day… so I advise you to abstain this observance!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

June 9th: Donald Duck’s Debut – 1934


In case you are wondering… this is the very first cartoon featuring Donald Duck!